Desk

Like most things in my house, I bought this with the best of intentions.  At this particular desk, I would win a Pulitzer, an Oscar, and invent cold fusion.  Thus, it is dense with jigawatts of ambitious creative energy.  It is solid wood, not veneer, and in excellent condition.

Dimensions coming.

I paid 64,000.
Price: 20,000

I am happy to arrange COD shipping.

Dining Table & Six Chairs

Dining tables are items at which people should sit and eat.  This particular table served those functions a mere handful of times, despite my ambition to actually cook something someday, and consequently is in immaculate condition.  It is solid wood–not veneer–a rarity and something for which I had to search high and low.  The nice people in Scandinavia designed and built it, and like the perfect mate, it’s difficult to walk by without touching it.

Dimensions: 180cm long x 90cm wide x 74cm high

I paid 220,000 for the whole set.
Price: 110,000

I am happy to arrange COD shipping.

Glass Center Table

I purchased this center table from Tokyo Interior, and it has successfully held myriad items off the floor since I bought it.  It has a couple nicks by way of overzealous Dyson products, but they are not readily noticeable unless your friends are the fastidious type.  If not, this could be an excellent center piece for you.

I will take photos of the blemishes and post them.

I paid 50,000.
Price: 10,000

Idee Egg Chair

This is the Idee Egg Chair.

It is deceptively small, but has comfortably accommodated hind quarters that shop in the XL section of Calvin Klein Underwear.

It’s also useful to throw out at cocktail parties via raised eyebrows, lightly clenched teeth, over and around your trendy drink: “Well, since I acquired my Idee Egg Chair…”  You’ll get nodding looks of knowing from certain people and just like that, you’ll be in.  Into what, you will not really know, but *in* nonetheless.

It saddens me to part with the Idee Egg Chair, but life is a journey.

I paid 79,000 for this chair at Idee.
Price: 24,000

Carpets

I know this looks like one big luscious slab of pure virgin wool orange rug goodness taken from the purest silk by gypsies in the night. Alas, it is not one carpet, it’s two.  I’m sure your keen eye caught that sneaky dividing line across the center.

Dimensions: 240cm x 170cm (times two!)  As pictured: 240cm x 340cmThey are wool rugs from the rare and elusive (and now naked) Orange Ikea Sheep of the New Zealand Highlands, just around the corner from Gondor down the road from Rohan.   Ok, well, I did get them at Ikea and they have been lovingly maintained and matured through the WOOL RUGS SHED phase.   They are perfectly clean, never a spill, and wonderfully soft to the touch.

I paid 49,000 for each (98,000 for the set).
Price: 14,000 each.  25,000 for both.

I can arrange COD shipping for you, if you would like.